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Pirate Dan Gets Rightfully DRAGGED After Voting to Expel Santos

Dec 03, 2023
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Texas Congressman Dan Crenshaw is probably one of the biggest hypocrites when it comes to frivolous spending of campaign funds. We all know that the congressman has more sponsors than Ricky Bobby in the Ballad of Talladega Nights…. If the Congressman were forced to wear all of his sponsors the way NASCAR drivers wear their sponsors logos, eyepatch Mccain’s windshield would even be shrink wrapped with the Raytheon tm.

Just in 2022, Dan Crenshaw spent over $2 million dollars on “events” and event related services, like event make-up and jet rentals, in the 2022 cycle.

He spent over $500,000 on travel. Including $47,000 on black car rentals.

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