Robert “Beto” O’Rourke Teases SeNate Run

Robert “Beto” O’Rourke is the poster child for political grift, a shape-shifting opportunist who’s made a career out of chasing clout and DNC dollars. This guy’s a professional campaigner, not a leader—hopping from one failed bid to another (Senate, President, Governor) like a political nomad with no principles to anchor him. He’ll say anything to win, flipping faster than a pancake on a griddle. One day he’s a skateboarding “everyman” preaching gun control, the next he’s dodging his own record when it suits his handlers. His 2018 Senate run? A masterclass in empty charisma—big on vibes, short on substance. By 2020, he was swearing he’d confiscate AR-15s, only to backpedal when the DNC’s focus groups told him to chill. Beto’s not in it for Texas or America; he’s in it for Beto. A DNC puppet, he dances to their tune, raking in millions from starry-eyed donors while delivering nothing but slick soundbites and broken promises. Pathetic.